No Such Thing As Love
Dec
10
8:00 PM20:00

No Such Thing As Love

Every month we put together a new theme show to regale the audience with our dating woes and bring on special guests like a dating coach to dissect our profiles, a tarot card reader to read our bleak future, an ex to explain what went wrong, fellow comedians to share their love stories, and actual blind dates to awkwardly take place on stage. Check us out each month to see what new evidence we have that love just doesn't exist for us.

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No Such Thing As Love
Nov
14
7:30 PM19:30

No Such Thing As Love

Every month we put together a new theme show to regale the audience with our dating woes and bring on special guests like a dating coach to dissect our profiles, a tarot card reader to read our bleak future, an ex to explain what went wrong, fellow comedians to share their love stories, and actual blind dates to awkwardly take place on stage. Check us out each month to see what new evidence we have that love just doesn't exist for us.

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Presley // UCB Maude Night
Nov
12
9:30 PM21:30

Presley // UCB Maude Night

We are a New York-based sketch comedy team, performing every month at Maude Night at UCB Hell's Kitchen!

ACTORS: Claire Burns, Chris Cafero, David Carl, Iliana Inocencio, Eliza Kingsbury, Daniel Lempert

WRITERS: Eytan Boclin, Alex Field, Chrissie Gruebel, Pratima Mani, Tao Yang

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No Such Thing As Love
Oct
22
8:00 PM20:00

No Such Thing As Love

Every month we put together a new theme show to regale the audience with our dating woes and bring on special guests like a dating coach to dissect our profiles, a tarot card reader to read our bleak future, an ex to explain what went wrong, fellow comedians to share their love stories, and actual blind dates to awkwardly take place on stage. Check us out each month to see what new evidence we have that love just doesn't exist for us.

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Presley // UCB Maude Night
Oct
15
9:30 PM21:30

Presley // UCB Maude Night

We are a New York-based sketch comedy team, performing every month at Maude Night at UCB Hell's Kitchen!

ACTORS: Claire Burns, Chris Cafero, David Carl, Iliana Inocencio, Eliza Kingsbury, Daniel Lempert

WRITERS: Eytan Boclin, Alex Field, Chrissie Gruebel, Pratima Mani, Tao Yang

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Presley // UCB Maude Night
Sep
17
9:30 PM21:30

Presley // UCB Maude Night

We are a New York-based sketch comedy team, performing every month at Maude Night at UCB Hell's Kitchen!

ACTORS: Claire Burns, Chris Cafero, David Carl, Iliana Inocencio, Eliza Kingsbury, Daniel Lempert

WRITERS: Eytan Boclin, Alex Field, Chrissie Gruebel, Pratima Mani, Tao Yang

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Single Dead Female - Dream Up Festival
Sep
16
2:00 PM14:00

Single Dead Female - Dream Up Festival

At the peak of the true crime boom, the host of Single Dead Female, a popular true crime podcast, finds herself without a buzzy subject for her new season. When her intern accidentally kills a hot, young woman, the two conclude they have no choice but to use her as their subject. Will their listeners discover the truth? Find out, right after this ad for Harry’s Razors.

STARRING:
Kourtni Beebe
Claire Burns
Ariel Gitlin
Bridgette Rizkalla
Ilana Michelle Rubin
& featuring Kami Dimitrova

Written by Lana Schwartz
Directed by Becky Chicoine

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Single Dead Female - Dream Up Festival
Sep
11
9:00 PM21:00

Single Dead Female - Dream Up Festival

At the peak of the true crime boom, the host of Single Dead Female, a popular true crime podcast, finds herself without a buzzy subject for her new season. When her intern accidentally kills a hot, young woman, the two conclude they have no choice but to use her as their subject. Will their listeners discover the truth? Find out, right after this ad for Harry’s Razors.

STARRING:
Kourtni Beebe
Claire Burns
Ariel Gitlin
Bridgette Rizkalla
Ilana Michelle Rubin
& featuring Kami Dimitrova

Written by Lana Schwartz
Directed by Becky Chicoine

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No Such Thing As Love
Sep
10
7:00 PM19:00

No Such Thing As Love

There’s no better time of year than a birthday and we’ve got a big one! We’ve put together a show with all of Jessie’s favorite things to ring in the bigger and better decade in style. Will we talk about documentaries? Wear brightly colored, mix patterned outfits? Tell more stories about our failed dating woes? Fill the stage with Bachelors for Jessie to choose from in The Dating Game? And will we all have so much fun that you’ll think it’s your birthday?! YA BETCHA!!!! It’s a celebration so great you'll think it's your birthday!

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Single Dead Female - Dream Up Festival
Sep
2
8:00 PM20:00

Single Dead Female - Dream Up Festival

At the peak of the true crime boom, the host of Single Dead Female, a popular true crime podcast, finds herself without a buzzy subject for her new season. When her intern accidentally kills a hot, young woman, the two conclude they have no choice but to use her as their subject. Will their listeners discover the truth? Find out, right after this ad for Harry’s Razors.

STARRING:
Kourtni Beebe
Claire Burns
Ariel Gitlin
Bridgette Rizkalla
Ilana Michelle Rubin
& featuring Kami Dimitrova

Written by Lana Schwartz
Directed by Becky Chicoine

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Single Dead Female - Dream Up Festival
Aug
28
9:00 PM21:00

Single Dead Female - Dream Up Festival

At the peak of the true crime boom, the host of Single Dead Female, a popular true crime podcast, finds herself without a buzzy subject for her new season. When her intern accidentally kills a hot, young woman, the two conclude they have no choice but to use her as their subject. Will their listeners discover the truth? Find out, right after this ad for Harry’s Razors.

STARRING:
Kourtni Beebe
Claire Burns
Ariel Gitlin
Bridgette Rizkalla
Ilana Michelle Rubin
& featuring Kami Dimitrova

Written by Lana Schwartz
Directed by Becky Chicoine

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Single Dead Female - Dream Up Festival
Aug
26
2:00 PM14:00

Single Dead Female - Dream Up Festival

At the peak of the true crime boom, the host of Single Dead Female, a popular true crime podcast, finds herself without a buzzy subject for her new season. When her intern accidentally kills a hot, young woman, the two conclude they have no choice but to use her as their subject. Will their listeners discover the truth? Find out, right after this ad for Harry’s Razors.

STARRING:
Kourtni Beebe
Claire Burns
Ariel Gitlin
Bridgette Rizkalla
Ilana Michelle Rubin
& featuring Kami Dimitrova

Written by Lana Schwartz
Directed by Becky Chicoine

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No Such Thing As Love
Aug
20
7:00 PM19:00

No Such Thing As Love

Claire is crying & Jessie is thriving because it’s the end of summer. There’s a shift we all feel this time of year: it’s time for back-to-school shopping, saying goodbye to our summer flings (or lack thereof), and pulling out those bulky sweaters ready for your own hibernation. This month we're bringing back a fan fav, a live blind date! And we're taking it up a notch to include an obstacle course! Then we'll chat with a real live young & cool lady to help us be as chill as winter. Come for the embarrassment, stay for the laughs.

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Presley // UCB Maude Night
Aug
13
9:30 PM21:30

Presley // UCB Maude Night

We are a New York-based sketch comedy team, performing every month at Maude Night at UCB Hell's Kitchen!

ACTORS: Claire Burns, Chris Cafero, David Carl, Iliana Inocencio, Eliza Kingsbury, Daniel Lempert

WRITERS: Eytan Boclin, Alex Field, Chrissie Gruebel, Pratima Mani, Tao Yang

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Presley // UCB Maude Night
Jul
16
9:30 PM21:30

Presley // UCB Maude Night

We are a New York-based sketch comedy team, performing every month at Maude Night at UCB Hell's Kitchen!

ACTORS: Claire Burns, Chris Cafero, David Carl, Iliana Inocencio, Eliza Kingsbury, Daniel Lempert

WRITERS: Eytan Boclin, Alex Field, Chrissie Gruebel, Pratima Mani, Tao Yang

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No Such Thing As Love
Jul
16
7:00 PM19:00

No Such Thing As Love

Bonjour! Hola! Guten Tag! Ni Hau! We're giving up on America and looking overseas for better dating options. This month we’ve put together a panel of our favorite foreigners to discuss dating customs from all corners of the world and decide where our next vacation needs to be. We’re also exploring dating shows too crazy for America and might even fill out applications for each other. You don’t want to miss!

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DED Talks: TED Talks From Dead People
Jun
21
7:00 PM19:00

DED Talks: TED Talks From Dead People

Welcome, to TEDx The Afterlife: “Ideas Worth Un-Deading.”

DED Talks is an otherworldly new lecture series that invites you to put your head in the clouds (or wherever you think heaven is), highlighting the life and ideas of your favorite dearly departed figures from history.

June's DED Talks will be hosted by God (Zak Sommerfield) with DED Talks from:
Claire Burns (Bea Arthur)
Andrew Kimler (Carl Sagan)
Christi Chiello
Iz Oh (Old Yeller)
Glorilis Tavarez (Roseanne)
Brittanie Sheree (Pocahantas)
Milly Tea

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JENNA & AILEEN THINK YOU’RE GREAT
Jun
20
10:00 PM22:00

JENNA & AILEEN THINK YOU’RE GREAT

Jenna & Aileen Think You’re Great is a monthly storytelling hosted by Jenna Marucci and Aileen Clark.  Once described as part storytelling, part comedy, part therapy, Jenna & Aileen Think You’re Great features storytellers from various backgrounds and walks of life.  Every 3rd Wednesdayof the month,  the gals will have a different theme and no matter the story you tell, Jenna and Aileen will always think you’re great

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No Such Thing As Love
Jun
11
7:00 PM19:00

No Such Thing As Love

It’s finally summer and we’re having flashbacks to summer camp! Oh those were the days. When our biggest concern was what we packed in our bags versus how much baggage we have. Friends ruled and boys drooled at camp so we’re honoring how special friends are to us all. Who else can make us feel better over sugar & alcohol after all our bad dates! We’re thrilled to have the always fabulous Jenna Marucci (Jenna & Aileen Think You're Great) join us for crafts & scary campfire stories AND a professional wingwoman to help us, help each other!! 

Join us for a good ole time where we'll be dreaming of s'mores, no bug bites, and just one decent date.

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Presley // UCB Maude Night
Jun
4
9:30 PM21:30

Presley // UCB Maude Night

We are a New York-based sketch comedy team, performing every month at Maude Night at UCB Hell's Kitchen!

ACTORS: Claire Burns, Chris Cafero, David Carl, Iliana Inocencio, Eliza Kingsbury, Daniel Lempert

WRITERS: Eytan Boclin, Alex Field, Chrissie Gruebel, Pratima Mani, Tao Yang

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No Such Thing As Love
May
21
7:00 PM19:00

No Such Thing As Love

We're still together after 1 full year!! This is the longest & most successful relationship Claire or Jessie have ever been in. To celebrate such a momentous occasion, we’re looking back at the past year to learn from the chances we took and the self sabotaging choices we repeatedly made. A certified matchmaker, Amy Van Doran from Modern Love Club will help Claire repair her broken picker, an eligible bachelor will be subjected to a live blind date with Jessie for all to watch, and many more surprises! We’ll laugh, we’ll learn, and we all might just fall in love. Just kidding. That will never happen.

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No Such Thing As Love
Apr
5
7:30 PM19:30

No Such Thing As Love

Get down with the NSTAL ladies at a live Throwback Thursday! It’s Claire’s birthday so we’re throwing it all the way back to her birth decade by playing The Dating Game! So groovy, baby! Three very special guests will be playing for the date of their lives that will take place on stage for all to see. And don’t you worry about the losers, we have a party planned that’s to the max! Can you dig it?!

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No Such Thing As Love
Mar
1
7:30 PM19:30

No Such Thing As Love

It’s Spring Break BABEEE!! We never did the typical Panama City Trash Break in college (shocking, we know) so it’s time to let our freak flags fly! We’ve put together a show that has all the craziness of a foam party but with a lot less stickiness. You don’t want to miss a night of bikinis (on shirts), test tube shots (of wine), & a couple very special guests!

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No Such Thing As Love
Feb
1
7:30 PM19:30

No Such Thing As Love

We’re doubling down this month because V-Day is our D-Day and we also happen to have double Ds. Shockingly, we found 2 men to go on a BLIND DOUBLE DATE with us ON STAGE! We have games to play, secrets to expose, and personalities to love. 

Because there’s no such thing as too many available men, SINGLE MEN get in free! So ladies, join us. Couples & coupled are welcome too. Just keep your "happiness" to yourselves. 

Also featuring:
Xochitl Mayo (UCB, Who Made The Potato Salad?)

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No Such Thing As Love
Jan
4
7:30 PM19:30

No Such Thing As Love

WE'LL BE ON FACEBOOK LIVE! We’ve heard the call of the meteorologists and decided tonight is a snow day! What do people in love do on a snow day? WATCH ROMCOMS! If you already have cabin fever, join us tonight as we watch some clips from our fav romcoms and talk about how optimistic we are for the new year and new love. 

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No Such Thing As Love
Dec
7
7:30 PM19:30

No Such Thing As Love

Jessie & Claire realized their issue with finding love MUST be because they were never formally debuted! Finally this month, the world will know that they are indeed eligible for marriage or at the very least, dating with their very own debutante ball. And because no woman can be trusted to present herself, Jessie’s father & Claire’s Best friend are traveling to NYC to escort them for the event of the season! 

AND back by popular demand, a live blind date! 

Featuring*:
Robert Jolles (acclaimed speaker & best selling author, Father)
Brooks Alford (Nashville, Bestie)

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No Such Thing As Love
Nov
2
7:30 PM19:30

No Such Thing As Love

Claire & Jessie have been in the game for a long time and have scored plenty. But they’re far from winning. They’ve been playing offense and defense but no matter the side, the ball keeps fumbling. This month they’re calling a time out to huddle with their coach, International Dating & Relationship Expert, Hunt Ethridge (huntforadvice.com). Hunt will review their failed plays and run some drills before sending them back to the line of scrimmage. 

(All football references are hereby exhausted. Wait, one more...)

HALFTIME with the brilliantly hilarious…
Michelle Collins (The View, Bachelor in Paradise: After Paradise)

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No Such Thing As Love
Sep
7
7:30 PM19:30

No Such Thing As Love

History has proven to Claire & Jessie that there is no such thing as love. They hope (really hope!) someone will prove them wrong so they've put together some of the best stand-ups and storytellers to share tales of love, loss, and hopelessness. Worse comes to worst, it'll be proven that loves doesn't exist for just Claire & Jessie. What's new.

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No Such Thing As Love
Aug
3
7:30 PM19:30

No Such Thing As Love

History has proven to Claire & Jessie that there is no such thing as love. They hope (really hope!) someone will prove them wrong so they've put together some of the best stand-ups and storytellers to share tales of love, loss, and hopelessness. Worse comes to worst, it'll be proven that loves doesn't exist for just Claire & Jessie. What's new.

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