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Terminally single comedians, Jessie Jolles and Claire Burns have taken their popular live show to the podcast airwaves! They’re selflessly in the dating trenches to prove that love doesn’t exist. Laugh with them while they regale us with their dating woes and bring on special guests like a dating coach to dissect their profiles, an ex to explain what went wrong, fellow comedians to share their stories of dating, and actual blind dates that happen in the studio. Listen each week to see what new evidence that maybe love will just never exist for them.



Camp Adulthood &
the Resident Youth

Episode 69: Claire Burns, Actress and Comedian
On this week's special s'more episode, Maddie is joined by Claire Burns (@clairelbs) to discuss being on a UCB house team, dating rejection, repeating fashion trends, technology addictions, the beauty industry, living in Tennessee, working in email marketing, the original WeWork and the WeWork summer camp.

Ghosted Stories

Episode 55: A Relationship Guy Ghosting

This week on Ghosted Stories, Chelsea (@thechelseawhite) and Erin (@erinleafe) chat with comedian, actor and host Claire Burns (@clairelbs) about getting ghosted by a guy who acted like they were in a 3 yr relationship after a few dates. Plus, Topical Sh**: We’re celebrating Halloween with real ghost stories (as in dead people haunting you)! Boo!

Fresh Batch
with Michelle Collins

Episode 14: Bachelor in Paradise
Welcome back, #MichelleNation! Mich gets personal with her hilarious guests as they discuss eating disorders, "Long Island Medium," horrible dates, Panera Bread, and, of course, "Bachelor in Paradise." Also, Michelle opens up about her family, her career, and more. Join us for one of the funniest "Fresh Batch" episodes yet! P.S. Do we even care about Dean?


Episode 20: Dad Facts

Claire Burns joins Soren and Jolles to discuss her biggest regret: not having more recordings of her mom before she died 17 years ago. But before that, all three are itching to dissect their regrets of the week: Jessie’s salad wasn’t taken off the dinner bill, even when it was delivered after everyone completed their meal.


Episode 7: The Quicker I Can Have Someone Start Bathing Me, The Better

“36 Questions” is based on a study by psychologist Arthur Aron that explores whether intimacy between two strangers can be accelerated by having them ask each other a specific series of personal questions. In this podcast, we invite two strangers to get to know each other and record their conversation. In this episode, Claire Burns and Kyle Grubb meet for the first time.

Falling in Love

Episode 2: The Monster in Law Proposal

Trip has an anti-rom com ally in this week's episode and we discuss the overall animosity our guest, Claire Burns, has for the genre. We go in on Monster-In-Law and question why this is the role that brought Jane Fonda out of retirement. We discuss the delightful film The Proposal and why that film works for Claire.

Still Got It

Episode 67: Teen Witch

Never laughed harder about anything so objectively trash as this movie. That is the Venn diagram and we aimed to please. Performers, comedians, believers in love Jessie and Claire join Celey for a witching "good" time, some musical numbers, and popular boys.

Episode 76: The Cutting Edge

Hockey player turned figure skater? A movie almost entirely of montages? Amazing. ALMOST. Celey has wishes, WISHES, of things she wanted this movie to accomplish. Claire Burns (of Travel Channel's Retro Eats) and Alex Otis join in to revisit this Olympic romcom.

Episode 90: Sixteen Candles

We did it. Oh my god, we went there. AMAZING and insightful guest director/producer Heidi Miami Marshall joins Celey and special host Claire Burns to discuss this SEMINAL film. Spoiler alert: it turns out you can be an absolute classic and still age horribly.

Episode 108: Ladybugs

The terribleness of the film is in direct proportional contrast to how FUN this episode is! Veteran cohost Claire Burns joins special guest Iliana Inocencio to…unpack this Rodney Dangerfield slash girl’s soccer slash cross-dressing “film.” It’s a journey. Join us!